Don't worry about the Euro, I've invented a new currency

^ This is a '35cigarette butt note' you need to get 35 before it's of any value because it's easy to collect the butts off the street but it's kind of smelly and gross.

 ^This drawing is a tribute to the hard working and industrious 'bottle men' in Berlin who collect the empty beer bottles from the parks and streets.

                                         ^This is a 9 sausage note. Pretty self explanatory I think.

                                             ^ This is just a weird guy hanging out in a park

    ^ This is a blue guy taking a dirty photo of a blue lady, there is no meat in this picture, the log is the phallic symbol instead.

^ this is a 'meat man' he is super happy because he has got loads of sausages but I think he is pure evil 

The Dogs of Berlin

                                                 

                                       

                                                    

The Metaphysical Swingball Championships

I win a prize

People keep saying I should show off about this more so here we go.
In January I was awarded one of six Arts Foundation fellowships. For more information please see www.artsfoundation.co.uk
I got to hug Sir Anthony Gormley, make a little speech and take  home a big cheque. It couldn't have come at a better time as I only had £11 left in my bank account and I had to borrow money from my Dad to get the train into London for the awards ceremony.
To get this award I had to write a proposal about what I would do with the money, I said I would spend it looking for Paradise. So that is what I am doing this year. Hooray for The Arts Foundation.